Build your own 2"OK everyone welcome back. I hope you all had a chance to check that both Lisa here and her box is quite real and indeed quite sawn in two? Good.... thank you .... Now as you can see we have moved to the side of the store here. And to this wall in particular".
Matt waved towards a very plain looking piece of brick wall that made up the outside wall of the store. A small performance area had been cleared from the power tools display.
"Now as you know todays show is sponsored by Supergunk glue and we have already used some to make sure Lisa didn't spill out of her box here after her ... separation. So i thought we would show just how strong this stuff is, once again with the help of Lisa here".
There was a gentle ripple of applause as Matt picked up a gun for the sticky goo.
"Jim Stella if I could prevail upon you once again, could you bring the box with Lisa's legs over please?"
Lisa watched with a detached helplessness as the rough wooden container holding her lower half was carr
Feral Time, Part 1That first half of the semester was fun. That first day was something, I walking into work and Debbi thought I was a different dragon and tried to shoo me out from behind the desk. I was able to explain to her that I was me and after a little evidence proving my claims, personal info and all that goes a long way. She asked me if she could expect any more alterations to my body.
"I hope not. I'm tired of it myself," I told her, finally relaxing after a long and tense interrogation session.
Once I was proven to be me, she showed me off to the other employees to make sure they all knew of my new looks so there wouldn't be any confusion. It didn't help that I had to go shoeless for that first week. I got into the habit and tucking my feet under my chair to keep people from both staring at my talons or tripping over my feet.
That weekend I broke out my leather working supplies and rebuilt my boots from all the left over leather I had. I had quite a bit of it from my first pair and this time